My Christmas List
by Michael
(Georgia, USA)
I don't know how to tell you this
But you didn't make my Christmas list.
You've been mean to me the whole year through
And that's one of the reasons I'm dumping you.
I'm tired of the nagging and your other crap
Every word you speak feels like a slap,
In my face or against my head
You make me wish that I were dead.
So pack your things and be on your way
Cause that's all I want on Christmas Day.