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My Christmas List

by Michael
(Georgia, USA)


I don't know how to tell you this
But you didn't make my Christmas list.

You've been mean to me the whole year through
And that's one of the reasons I'm dumping you.

I'm tired of the nagging and your other crap
Every word you speak feels like a slap,
In my face or against my head
You make me wish that I were dead.

So pack your things and be on your way
Cause that's all I want on Christmas Day.




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My Christmas List

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Two Thumbs Up
by: Allie

Believe I'll be using this poem this year. I LIKED IT!

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cool
by: ciera

that was a good poem

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Comical
by: Stan

I agree - LMAO!

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Still Lauging!
by: Jan

Sorry, I don't agree that it was sad. I laughed my ass off. Good poem!

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GREAT POEM!
by: Delores

A very sad story at Christmas time, but a great poem! Write another one when this person leaves about how you feel then.

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